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Speak less than you know.
written by William Shakespeare (via theblvckgod)
Barack Obama holds a photo-op in Nelson Mandela’s former prison cell as Obama’s administration carries out the largest suppression of political dissent since like the first Red Scare, encourages American capitalists to annex basically all of Africa and the global South via the WTO, and is systematically detaining undocumented people. This is the new “socially conscious” face of liberalism
marrying someone just because they’re rich has got to be the most shallow thing ever I can’t wait to do it
people saying “don’t exploit Nelson Mandela for your political purposes”, do you think he fought and risked his life for liberation so that Western liberals can “remember” him once a year on a reified holiday via facebook statuses and tweets? decontextualized, stripped of revolutionary substance, depoliticized?
Whoa now. ^^^^^^THIS.
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Date a girl who runs. Date a girl who likes animals. Date a girl who has blue spiky hair and can break the sound barrier. Date Sonic the Hedgehog.
Hi-fiveing after sex because you were both so awesome.
*slaps ass* “hit the showers kid, good game”
- don’t fall in love with another artist
- there are no rules
- but always abide by rule #1